return my video game
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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