No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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