Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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