i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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