I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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