Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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