I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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