I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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