batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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