I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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