guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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