As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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