I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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