yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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