your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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