I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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