Banned from zoo.
Again?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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