Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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