Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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