I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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