Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she smelled like a LAN party
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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