i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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