I think I died a long time ago.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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