I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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