I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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