Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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