i barfeds in our rink
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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