no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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