It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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