Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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