i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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