I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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