and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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