He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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