just tell him i said nine months
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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