please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think people are normalizing furries
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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