So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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