sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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