what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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