is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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