too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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