it hurts more in the daytime
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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