I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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