sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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