yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
where am i from again
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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