True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
