Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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