Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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