AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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