I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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