Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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