We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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