I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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