Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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