her vagine was all disorganized.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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