I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
